No. 25 to 29 I am the Music Man and STD’s

I am the music man, I come from far away and I can play, what can you play?
I play the electric guitar and sing with a Southend rhythm and blues band
Herpe herpe herpes herpes, herpe herpes, herpe herpes, herpe herpe herpes herpes, herpe herpes
I am the music man, I come from far away and I can play, what can you play?
I play the bass guitar for a Basildon band, we met through a friend
Genital genital genital warts, genital warts genital warts, herpe herpe herpes herpes, herpe herpe herpes
I am the music man, I come from far away and I can play, what can you play?
I play the drums and we won battle of the bands at the Zero 6. She said not to do it as she had herpes and I might catch it but we did it anyway.  Was more embarrassed about thinking I’d get himpes than getting herpes
Himpe himpe himpe himpes, genital warts genital warts, herpe herpe herpes herpes, herpe herpe herpes
I am the music man, I come from far away and I can play, what can you play?
I’m a front man in a punk band, she bought a Vox Continental from the second hand music shop so she could be our female keyboard player. She was good at it, we got more gigs. The best was at the Swag Club. She renamed it the Skag club. Funny girl.
Gonorr gonorr gonorrhoea, gonorrhoea gonorrhoea, gonorr gonorr gonorrhoea anti bio tics
I am the music man, I come from far away and I can play. What can you play?
I play the flute and I teach at the Saturday music school. To help female students with their breathing techniques I put my hands on their breasts, make sure they’re doing it right, we breathe deeply together.  I told my wife I got pubic lice from trying on leather trousers in Carnaby Street and she believed me.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha

I am the Music Man

I am the Music Man

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